Why I don't play video games

So, we're at the Hogans' for Youth Group, and the girls (Sarah and Melissa) are learning a new game: Mario Bros. version of tennis. Its intense, looks like lots of fun. Very entertaining to watch...that Boo is wicked. Mario is a "short, fat Italian guy" and therefor should not play the net....anyway. Remember, I said its intense? Well, after our devo I went upstairs (video games are in the basement) for Robin's famous death by chocolate cake (if this is what death tastes like...wait--sorry) and I heard a statement that explains why I don't play video games.

(Speaking of the girls):
"Mario tennis was too intense, they had to switch to something calmer." --Bobby English

That "calmer" game they switched to--Halo.

This is not based on a true story, this IS a true story.